Monday, September 25, 2017

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #585

I'm in the mood to help you, Dude, with my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #585 for September 25, 2017. The drawing is by Drew Dernavich.

"Only if you wish for toast."




These captions just didn't have the magic:
"I need an upgraded lamp more than
you need a third wish."
"But how could you wish for all this from Alibaba?"
"I made you the best breakfast ever and, yes,
it counts as a wish."
"Sorry, kid. Didn't anyone tell you to be
careful what appliance you rub?"
"No more wishes, kid. I'm into kitchen appliances now."
"No more wishes, kid. You rubbed me the wrong way."




Note:  Last week, cartoonist Tom Cheney let loose with the photocopier. My caption was redundant. See Contest #584, rinse, and repeat.

For more posts about Drew Dernavich, rub the lamp or click the link.

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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Creature Comforts Signed by Charles Addams

Charles Addams created the artwork for the 1981 New Yorker Valentine's Day cover. Later that year, he made it the cover for his cartoon collection Creature Comforts.

Charles Addams, The New Yorker,  February 16, 1981

A signed copy of the book was offered in June on eBay.
Charles Addams, Creature Comforts, 1981

The front free endpaper is Addams's New Yorker cover of October 8, 1979

Charles Addams's signature

Charles Addams, Creature Comforts, 1981
Title page









Charles Addams
eBay Listing Ended June 14, 2017



Charles Addams
eBay Item Description
Charles Addams
eBay Bid History
Two bids on the last day


Charles Addams, The New Yorker, October 8, 1979


Note:  You know the deal. Attempted Bloggery seeks unique books and original cartoon art by Charles Addams and other New Yorker artists. Don't keep those treasures under lock and key.


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Saturday, September 23, 2017

The Rube Goldberg Plan for the Post-War World

After World War II, the United States provided massive aid to Western Europe through the Marshall Plan. Perhaps you've heard of it. But have you heard of an earlier plan, specifically The Rube Goldberg Plan for the Post-War World? Did you know the cartoonist Rube Goldberg had devised schemes to rid us of race track losses and late-staying guests? What would you say to no more divorces? He even had a plan to control Sinatra-Squealers, a major scourge of the time.

Rube Goldberg, The Rube Goldberg Plan for the Post-War World
New York:  Franklin Watts, Inc., 1944

                           Reuben Lucius Goldberg                          The Rube Goldberg Plan for the Post-War World



Rube Goldberg, The Rube Goldberg Plan for the Post-War World, New York:  Franklin Watts, Inc., 1944
Title page

Acceptable mainstream humor in 1944:  "You can't tell whether a midget is standing up or sitting down."

 J. R. Crumcake says:                                          No More Fishing Around in Handbags

No More Crowded Dance Floors                                       No More Divorces  

No More Unlucky Fisherman                                      Control of Sinatra-Squealers

No More Clogging of Bus Entrances                                   Asparagus de Lumbago says:


  Rumford M. Ashtray says:                                        No More Gasoline Problems


       No More Summer Bugs                                       No More Parking Troubles

Rube Goldberg
eBay Listing Ended June 14, 2017
"Complete description will be posted shortly."
Rube Goldberg
eBay Item Description

Rube Goldberg
eBay Bid History
Two ruthless bidders battle it out to the bitter end.




Note:  Now you know. Cartoon art by Rube Goldberg is full of ideas that can make this a better world. Got an example? Send it this way.


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Friday, September 22, 2017

Country Signs of Autumn: Barbara Shermund Proposed New Yorker Cover Art

Tourists flock to the country every autumn to experience the abundance of fall colors. Barbara Shermund's undated cover proposal for the New Yorker celebrates these colors and some of the signs that await tourists in their travels. But these are not your ordinary country road signs; instead they seem to have multiplied out of control. No fewer than three different signs welcome tourists, and written labels have been applied by the artist to just about everything in sight. The resulting artwork is sumptuous but very busy indeed—perhaps a bit too unfocused for use by the editors of the New Yorker.

Barbara Shermund proposed New Yorker cover art


Barbara Shermund
James Cummins, Bookseller
Listing as of July 16, 2017



Note:  Attempted Bloggery is a blog for all seasons. I seek scans or photos of high-quality original art by Barbara Shermund and other New Yorker artists. I'm also looking for proposed cover art like this that didn't quite make the cut. Think of me winter, spring, summer, or fall.


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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Books Signed by Abner Dean and Peter Arno

Two books signed by New Yorker cartoonists were sold together on eBay in June. Come As You Are: A book about people at parties is a 1952 first edition inscribed by Abner Dean. Dean is not so well remembered today although he was a master at rendering busy crowd scenes. Peter Arno's Man in the Shower is a classic 1944 collection named for one of Arno's most outrageously funny cartoons. The book is signed Peter with an inscription, but it has some serious condition issues.

Abner Dean, Come As You Are: A book about people at parties, 1952                           Peter Arno's Man in the Shower, 1944                  

Abner Dean, Come As You Are: A book about people at parties, 1952
Endpaper

Inscribed "To Catherine and Joe Porter—
Cordially,
Abner Dean"
Abner Dean,
 Come As You Are: A book about people at parties, 1952, first edition

The Arno book is marred by separation of the spine.
Peter Arno's Man in the Shower, 1944, second printing

Inscribed "To Anyse/with love/Peter"
Peter Arno's Man in the Shower, 1944, second printing
Peter Arno's Man in the Shower, 1944, second printing
Title page


"O'Hallihan, you know too much!"                                           "Have you tried an oculist!"

"Oh come now—a little Pousse Café never hurt anyone!"                  "Just what do they mean by 'untouchable'?"   

The Classics
III.  Macbeth
IV.  Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

"That reminds me of a parable they were telling in Scranton, P-A."                     "Now, Arthur! No more remarks like that!"                    

"Mammy's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',                                      "Then this is goodbye?"                  
Mammy's little baby loves short'nin' bread..."                                                                                                 


Abner Dean and Peter Arno
eBay Listing Ended June 14, 2017

Abner Dean and Peter Arno
eBay Item Description

Abner Dean and Peter Arno
eBay Bid History
One bid



Note:  Whoops. I failed to record this seller's eBay auction of the rare cartoon book signed by cartoonist Mary Petty. By chance, did any reader succeed in copying the photographs?

I'm in the market for scans and photographs of rare and unusual books by the likes of Abner Dean, Peter Arno, Mary Petty, and other New Yorker artists. What's in your library?


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Peter Arno

Abner Dean

Signed Books


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